Monday, February 20, 2017

Asia 2017




All packed



Wens  Jan 4th
Left Mikes around 6:15   -4F
Alex drove,Airport not crowded



Cathway Pacific our new fav airline
Live camera on bottom of plane


Easy connection in Chicago.
Straight north over North Pole,across Russia & China.
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Good food on plane,very smooth,quiet & comfortable.....but it's 15 1/5 hours.
-77 Degrees





January 5th


Landed in Hong Kong after 15.5 hours
Amazing flight



January 6th
Looks like we landed in a colorful area.

The Retro 39 Hotel was chosen because it's 2 minutes from Phrom Phong skytrain.



Pic off my balcony.  But hotel is not as nice as last year's place:(
I miss the S33 Hotel

I'm not sure why they have to wash the sidewalk in front of the massage parlor every morning..... maybe the girls are messy:)



We ate at our favorite Chinese place in Bangkok,we came in late & very hungry.
We accidentally ordered nine different plates of food.
Right after we ordered,we realized this was going to be a fail.

Sitting across from us was an older Asian couple. ( he is the gentleman with the hat )
The old guy came over to our table with a plate of untouched food,
 and kindly asked if we would like the food.
We explained our nine plate situation.
He was entertained and brought his extra plate of food ,back to his table.
Every time a plate of food was delivered,they would smile at us.

About the 5th or 6th plate of food arrived,I gave him a big smile & patted the seat next to me.
He busted out laughing.
Then he explained it to his wife & they were both laughing.....with us I hope:)



No time for nap this year.
Hangover Tour bus showed up at 7:30.
The Hangover Tour was interesting as ever.



The Thai boxer look like the same guys as last year!??
After we got home and started really looking at the pictures.
We couldn't help but notice the blonde on the other side of ring,smoking her cigarette.
She really doesn't move thru the whole match.














Saturday  Jan 6th
( got a message from Bo asking if I was hungover )
I was up early,no hangover:)

Truth in advertising:) it was very good & very cheap:)


Ate breakfast at an outdoor place on the corner from Retro 39.
( IM-Chan is the name )
A scary looking joint that has really good food.


Took the afternoon off,nap
While walking,
I passed the old couple from the Chinese restaurant yesterday, wave/big smiles.

Met up with Mike/Kelly at ASOK Station.....so easy with smart phones.
Walked up to Nana looking for the night market.
Ate at Sunrise Bistro ( above the subway ) ( very good )











January 7th


Found a large Arab section near Nana.



No idea what it was...but it was delicious:)

I offered to buy a USA Cowboy Taco,for anyone who would eat it
Maybe next time



We were casually eating breakfast,when this guy strolled by.


















January 8th



Best cashew chicken I've ever tasted.....EVER.
Ended up ordering a second plate after tasting it.


Missing their king.....
There are small McDonalds at the SkyTrain terminals.
One on the McD's was serving Corn pie.
Creme corn in a deep fried pie....to die for.






massage parlor alley 

there are a lot of entertaining massage parlor names
bicycle rental & massage
barber shop & massage
karaoke & massage
 Also was Finger Massage
Need to start getting picture of the funny ones


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January 9th






Best noodles ever!!!
 Ramen in 'Little Tokyo' in Bangkok







Jan 10













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someone is throwing away a perfectly good kitten:)





















I had to use the crapper on the night train in Thailand,going to Chaing Mai.

Using the flashlight on my cell phone,I could see the tracks going by:):)
The hole went straight down thru the bottom of the train.
The train crapper has a slight vacuum so it doesn't stink,but it's windy when you use it.
I guess the is the crapper update:)



We are starting to see vendors selling toilet paper....I better get a roll.











































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January11


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Having my sandals repaired on the street
Colorful neighborhood,our favorite ramen noodle house is 50 ft away.









MY favorite street vendor,the pineapple girl









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I met an elephant that can paint better than I can. I watched him paint one on the left










January 12












Another exciting van ride in Thailand.
Our driver was introduced as Mr Number One.
He had to put on his racing glove to drive.
I alway try to sit in the center of the van,with my seat belt tight
















Our tour stopped at a Karen Village.
I tried some of the local grown coffee.




January 13


VietJet has taken some heat for using young attractive flight attendants. 
But VietJet is projected to overtake Vietnam's biggest domestic carrier by 2017's end. 
The companies CEO is now the first self-made woman billionaire from Vietnam.






Busted!
Mike trys to get a picture of our flight attendant




If you have to say it.....









Greg,Tim & Trinity at MyHotel Siagon
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I love the airline that use the stairway...so much quicker getting off.




great photo










I forgot to ask our hotel owner about the hotel two doors down.
80K/hour.....and hourly hotel in SGN?











We buy french parties at the end of our alley,from this sweet lady.
She recognized me from last year.
She lives nearby,we have bumped into her while walking thru the alleys.










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January 14

Le

Saturday night mass in Saigon.
The girl in front,her name is Le    ( Greg's penpal )
Her family farms coffee, peppers and fruit,
Her brothers are into motorcycles,and she is a pharmacy student.


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this time the panoramic software targeted Greg





















Mike & Tim inspecting the wiring:)





January 15
Hot tea,hot coffee,hot beef soup & sit down toilet = a satisfying combination:)

January 16



When Garrett visits,
I'm going to offer to pay for his room...his $6USD room:)

Our alley leading to our hotel,is close to the $6 room sign






Here are a couple of savvy Rolex shoppers.
If you can smell the open fish market, you are going to get a good deal:)


Our Father,Who Art in Washington ( or Hanoi ) 
Saigon Chevy dealer?
Very fancy McDonalds
I'll have to check with Fanny for copyright infringements:)

This gal is cooking with homemade charcoal






I had my hair cut at a salon in a Saigon alley.
I used google translate to tell the young man:
'popular man hairstyle for Saigon'.
I got the two thumbs up.  
After he finished,he turned me around to face the mirror 
and he said ' you handsome man':)
















XO Foodie Tour     Our tour guides arrive




The Australian mom on the left,brought her own flask of refreshment.
One og the XO Girls asked her what was in it:
' Mommy's Special Water':)













I win the chopstick competition again ( Kelly did too )
Mai did all the had work,my only job is not to mess up:)








Did  the XO Tour again,sounds like everyone had a great time.
My driver 'Mai' is on the left.
She spoke great English with a British accent,
but she doesn't know where she picked accent up.
Besides being very fun & sociable.
She takes 1000 km scooter trips,with her girlfriends.
They cross muddy jungles and camp along the way.
I told her she may have trouble finding a guys qualified to date her.
'yes:(    that's why I'm still single'


Looks like the panoramic software targeted Mike this time.



SUPER YUMMY!!

Mai got me to move one peg higher on the stick,
by trying frog legs this year.
The joke was,they taste more like chicken than chicken.
( it's true )
The XO Tours stop in District 3  for a VN economics lesson,very interesting.








Frantic traffic in Saigon


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There is something familiar about this pie,it tastes like the 70's.
Wait.....it's deep fried!!   Mmmm.








get it ?
Cat on a hot tin roof....





























January 18

The scooter shop....impressive display


The menu covers are made of real wood









The Saigon Airport.
Where the children's play area has toys for sale 'in' the play area:)
and the use Caucasian children for advertising.




I don't think I want to fly this airline....for some reason.










January 19








January 20









tropical motorcycle = heaven
especially when there is snow at home

another tasty meal:)

Not many roads scare me,but this did.
I did a very slow,low gear controlled decent

















Biblical rain storm the night before,but beautiful the next morning.






There were two adorable 6 yr olds on our tour.
One German & one Chinese.
There were stuck together like glue,most of the journey.
The poor Chinese girl swallowed some water in threw up in front on everybody,everyone felt so bad for her.
About 45 minutes later,she was 100% recovered & girls ran around the rest of the trip.





































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Cutest Airport in the world
Privately owned airport,mostly serving Bangkok Airways. 
Free snacks,including popcorn,while you wait for your flight.
And the after we missed our flight,
Bangkok Airways got us on the next plane...no charge.




































Big storm last night,2-3 hours of angry rain. Went outside,zero visibility.












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January 22




I had to climb down a ladder to use my outdoor bathroom.


I had to share my shower with a small land crab. He would crawl in between the rocks at shower time
in Thailand , we poo outside.
If you hear voices coming up the sidewalk.......you keep your head down:)









Had a very good meal at the private airport




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 best of 1-21 thru 1-25








On the bus with Bo
























































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This alley is near our hotel & has a top rates ramen noodle house on it.
It's also a massage parlor alley,but in the morning it's the breakfast alley:)
There is an outdoor shoe repair guy on the other end,had my saddles fixed there.




For the last two trips,I've been buying pineapple from a young girl.
Her pineapple comes with a packet with a salt,cayenne pepper mixture. Fabulous. I buy from her every day.

But my pineapple girl was AWAL this morning:(
So I have to find other things to eat...deep fried things
Don't know what they are,buy they were very tasty.



This picture was supposed to be Bo,Mike & Alex.
But Alex didn't join us:(


a Cute dump truck



































Alot of girls ride scooters sidesaddle,and half of them are looking down at their cell phone.










January 24



One last meal at our favorite Chinese joint,goodbye to the S33 Hotel.





Mike and Bo at Nana Station. Bo was her usual self:):)

Bo is now a freelance licensed tour, traveling with customers in Thailand. 
She wants to explore VN next.
I left her all my travel books, told her that I'll pick them up next trip.

The flight to Phuket

Krispy Kreame.......helping asian girls catch up with american girls
BKK to Phuket. 
As I walked up to the gate,my first thought: whao..... there is alot of people here. 
Thai Airways have hourly 747 flights to Phuket.
Seemed to take most of the runway to get into the air. 
Still in awe of the 747,will have to try the A380 sometime.


Christian & Paweena took me to a dockside market.
You buy your fish directly from the fisherman,
then carry your meal across the street & have it cooked.









January 25



Phuket is my new island of choice,
may be a better choice than Koh Chang. 
Miles of narrow colonial streets ( Portuguese colonial architecture) 
Full of ma & pa businesses,something interesting around every corner.








yummy breakfast



look at the scooter pilot:)  How is he navigating?:)
Last night Christian wanted to play pool at the gogo bar.
I told him that I usually enjoy higher class activities,but I would make an exception:) 
After Paweena joined us,we went to the pole dancing bar.
The walking street on Phuket makes Bangkok look like an amateur operation.

This gal doesn't look 100% comfortable




Bangla Road Walking Street Phuket,it's an adult state fair.
Never seen anything like it.


Look over my shoulder.
Last night was 'bring your daughters to the pole dancing club night'.
They were there almost an hour.




Phuket has stoplight with timers...and 180 second cycles.
Longest light I've even seen,nothing slower than watching a clock.

The day after Chinese new Year,most business were closed.
This is the day you are supposed to remember and respect your elders.







Paweena's friend owns a small French restaurant.
The back of the restaurant dumps onto the on the same  street by little hotel is on. 
So they encourage me to exit thru the kitchen:)


Don't let this man pick your wine.
He likes the wines with twist off caps:)


January 27

Paweena stopped at the Chinese temple for prayers. You buy a roll of large fireworks inside the temple.





Inside the roll of fireworks is a ribbon with your lucky number.

You have to blow them up to get your lucky number. Mine is 762:)


Out the backdoor of the french restaurant & a 50 yard walk to my hotel








































hahaha....that guy in the upper left......nice suit:)














January 28


It's sad to think I've been spitting out a commodity all my life.












Scootering today,forget sun lotion,brutal sun at 7.59 degrees N.
low on cash,and the 7-11's couldn't get my Visa card to work.



Tide it out,boats are on the bottom




January 29


A French waltz came up in the music rotation.Christian had to dance.




January 30





My hotel has a friendly old guy as a doorman.
He has a very sharp security uniform,
fancy hat and shiny black shoes.
As I walk up he jumps to attention.
When I get close enough,
he salutes,clicks his heels together and 'Good Evening Boss'.

The first night all I could do is smile and say good evening.

But the second night,
I gave him a sharp salute,big smile &  'At Ease':)



I haven't transtate this document yet.
Sweden is not supporting cash anymore.
I assume this relates to what currency is still be used.











January 31




If you bought your rolex at this place....you probably paid too much
My new favorite food,I had to bring one on the plane









I booked cab for 4 am,checked out at 3:50.  Ride was ready.
My favorite security guard got me a cup of coffee for the road:)
Took 30 min to get to airport. No traffic.
Flight to Hong Kong departed 6:45 am.
No lines at check-in or security.
Got to gate 2 hours early,went shopping and had breakfast.



Feburary 1st





30 days,no loose diapers on this trip.:)
did have a mild cold for about 3 days tho



This year's copyrighted phases:

you can't scare me...I've been to a ladyboy bar!

adorable










Mike , Kelly Viber message
coral view dive resort

haedtien beach resort

Sensi Paradise




Showed me the fisherman market,where you but whatever fresh seafood you would like to eat.
Then you carry your purchase across the street. The restaurants here specialize in cooking your seafood.
Each restaurant has a different style,they all charge by the weight of food you bring them.





 Girl in white is LE


Note to self.  Start a photo database of foods we like at specific restaurant.
I forget what I had at the ramen place.
After I ordered, I remember the I had pictures of the food we had.


http://www.newzealand.com/us/article/white-island-an-active-volcano/


They had a VR machine set up on the walking street.
We thought the gal in the black dress was going to puke.
She looked pretty messed up after her VR roller coaster ride.

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